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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Today’s Sunday Mirror has exposed racist comments from a number of your councillors. Amongst the worst is Chris Pain, the leader of the UKIP group on Lincolnshire County Council.

He wrote, on Facebook, “Have you noticed that if you ¬rearrange the letters in ‘illegal ¬immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-********, raghead ******** with you.’”

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

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seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

what is going on in this post

Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor